*looks at bank account and cries*
there’s nothing worse than being hungry but not being able to figure out what you’re craving
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
when your computer insists that it has urgent updates
Being refered to as “my girl” makes me melt.
it’s 2014 and I still can’t add pictures to posts on mobile
My mind screams Victorias Secret model, my heart screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism